Sweet, sweet nectar...

Time to reminisce 50 Shades of Grey style.....

I saw you from across the room...
I knew right then and there that I had to have you.
As I walked towards you I felt my heart race in anticipation.
The closer I walked to you...the more I wanted you.
I would not stop my pursuit until you were inside me...

When I got close to you I stopped... feeling as though my breath had been stolen from my chest.
My heart was beating out of my chest as I stare at your hard body.
Overcome, I reach for you...
The touch of your body makes me wet.
I put my mouth to you and as you enter me I feel a sense of calm as your sweet, sweet nectar coates my mouth and slides down my throat... As I was engulfed in pleasure I had no idea that this encounter may be our last... I am constantly and forever searching for you... If only I could feel you, taste you one...last...time..

You wanna see a picture of my lover?

*giggles*

WOW GUYS! Get your minds out of the gutter! Sheeeesh! :)

SICKOS!!!

Let me just tell you.... I have not had one of these in a bajillion years (My math may be slightly off on that..)

When I was pregnant I craved it... However... You can't find it here ANYWHERE. One day it just vanished quite a few years ago. I'm heartbroken.. I never got one while I was pregnant (oh, momma bear was not happy about it and everyone around me heard about it daily)

But I WILL have one last rendevous with this glorious beverage before surgery. If I am giving up soda forever I have to drink just one more...

But where oh where do I find this orgasm in a bottle? I have had friends look at seedy gas stations all over Kansas and Missouri and their efforts have bore no fruit.

So this is where you all come in... All you out there in blogland all over the world... Does your grocery store carry this sweet citrus berry burst liquid heaven? If so, I will pay you to ship it me...no joke.

OHHHHH!! Btw... if you have read earlier posts you know I am in the process of donating eggs for a great couple. (if not you can read about it here) We met with the anesthesiologist and she was happy with my 21 lb weight loss and cleared me for the IVF cycle in June so there will be an egg harvest mid June. So excited :)