(btw... obviously this post is mostly about poop so feel free to not read on lol ...sorry Draz!)
I think I'm going to have to give in and take me an effing laxative... or something to get my frakken bowels back to a less impacted state.
I'm kinda stubborn and I thought I could just will my bowels into regularity... nope.
Apparently bowels are not responsive to a "good talkin' to". I just try and avoid pills even OTC at all costs. I've tried prune juice but it ain't doin' the trick!
Do I need to align my poop chakra?
Everyone knows I'm a fan of the happy dance... and I've been doing the rain dance to try and bring on some rain in this horrible drought. I think maybe a dance could help out my current situation...
Ok, tonight before you go to bed I need you all to do a poop dance for me. I'm not really sure how to do a poop dance... You guys are creative, i'm sure you will think of something. In my mind I see it as kind of a poop polka...
Not feeling the poop dance? Thought it was worth a try.
How about a Poop prayer?
A magic poop spell?
Ok, fine... before you go to bed could you just think to yourself..."Oh man... I hope Julie poops soon"
Ok, just think poopie thoughts for me?... everyone do some simultaneous deep breathing exercises while chanting "evacuate...EVACUATE....EVACUATE!!!"
Ok enough poop talk... I can't end my blog with poop...
So I leave you with this....
Thanks Maria for getting me on an Ermahgerd kick!:)