I can explain....
I'm still searching for the football and wrestling pictures. I have them in a binder that I put in a very special place that I would never ever forget in a million years! (Well, I forgot.... so I'm still searching!)
Fatty photo shoot? Well, I've been putting that off for obvious reasons :) Who wants to take pictures showing off what you have been programmed to believe your whole life is unnatractive and shameful?
I do what I think is a very good job of dressing my fat away. Meaning, I dress in a way to minimize the appearance of my fat as much as possible. Does it work? Hopefully. Others may not think so but I do so, Meh. If you know me, you know that I do not wear shirts that the sleeves are above the elbow. I HATE my arms, they are my most unnatractive and fatty feature in my opinion. I have cardigans and sweaters that I rock almost daily. If my shirt doesn't cover my elbows I just throw one of those bad boys on and POOF, the arm fat disappears. (did I mention I'm also a magician?) 100 degrees outside? My ass is in a damn sweater!
Same thing with my legs, i'll only flash calf! The shortest my pants go are capris. I own 1 singular pair of shorts and that's just to wear around the house when it's unbearably hot.
Oh lordy don't get me started on swim suits... or shall I say swim dress/moomoos? I try to avoid swimsuits at all costs. If I HAVE to wear one I will, but so help me god if you get a picture of me you are goin' down! Remember when I mentioned I was fat hiding photo ninja?
Here's me in my swimsuit :)
So in conclusion you can see all the great
Hubby has already agreed to be photographer this weekend.
Can I be 100% honest? I'm terrified.....